I have no words tonight… so, I will distract you with pretty pictures of things that have been rocking my world lately. Look at the pretty pictures.
This little clock is from Urban Outfitters and it comes in 4 colors. I’m nothing if indecisive… so, it’s a good thing I’m Christmas poor, because I don’t think I could choose. However, this color would rock my play space’s(office/studio/retreat/spare bedroom with no purpose and no name) wall. How cute is that little bird on top?
Speaking of being indecisive… Check out these rain boots by Jeffrey Campbell.
These seem like a legitimate purchase, since I do live in the rainiest town in America. Seriously, I do not exaggerate. But wait! There’s more…
I know… how rocking would I be enduring Astoria storms in these? I mean, why don traditional rain boots when you can wear these in the stormy season? No brainer, right? Decision made, right? Not so fast!
I’m so torn. I told you I was indecisive. As a kid, I always ordered chocolate ice cream because I could never make a decision. It was that, or leave with nothing. Strawberry? Vanilla? Butter Pecan? Bubble gum? Rainbow Sherbert? Mocha Java Crunch? How’s a girl to choose? Now, when I get like this, I seek a second opinion:
IZ: Do you need another pair of shoes?
Me: What kind of question is that?
IZ: I forget. What are these?
Me: They are rain boots, smart-ass. Besides, this is a completely justifiable expense. Have you noticed how much it rains here? Huh? And I could wear these with everything… with jeans, and skirts, and dresses… I’d never take them off, I wear them everywhere!
IZ: Well, if you got the multi colored ones you could even wear them to church!
That sounds like a completely innocent statement by IZ—but he’s mocking me here.
Me: What? You saying I can’t wear the Scull pair to church?
IZ: (just looks at me)
Me: No, seriously. You’re not telling me I can’t wear those to church!
IZ: I’m not saying anything.
Me: Well, that settles it.
He’s off his game tonight, because he should know better by now. Typically, he sides for the opposite of what he wants because he knows that I’m basically an oppositional nine year old at heart. Unless, he meant to plant of seed of doubt in my head.
He may have a point, though. If parishioners stopped talking to me for calling God a she in my sermon, it’s possible they might not let me walk through the door wearing scull cowboy rain boots. Especially if I pair those boots with this:
I know, this is last summer’s hit. But, really, come on now. I live in Astoria. It’s never summer in these parts. Besides, if the socks with sandals trend is any indication, then I’m pretty sure that high fashion is patently ignored in this town.
Of course, it will have to be some cheap knock-off, because this stuff has been sold out since last fall. And Ebay sellers smell blood! But, rumor has it, I can pick up bottle of Sally Hansen’s at Walgreen’s without breaking the bank.
Then there is this from Martha Stewart Weddings. It seems only fitting to close my post with a bit of beauty from the great one:
Pretty, no? (that’s rhetorical, IZ!) I love the idea of sipping mochas out of that latte bowl with my perfectly manicured black nails (sport length, of course!).
What’s rocking your world?
This is a great post for so many reasons. Birthday gift inspiration through to comedic relief. Oh – and I was so wrong. You COULD wear the skeleton boots and black nail polish to church. Of course it would be on Dia De Los Muertos. You could have an entire themed ensemble. Ok, NOW I’m being a smart ass. 🙂
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Smart ass is a state of being, right? ~W
Dude! Do you think those would function as snow boots? I’ve lived in Kansas City for three years now and still don’t own good winter boots. Also, can I come to your church? It would be quite a commute, but I would totally love the skull boots!
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I do think they would work for snow boots… the tread on the bottom seems good enough. (You can click on the picture and it will take you to the temple of shoes where you can see for yourself!) As my church, I’m not there any longer. I walked away when I finished my degree—now I’m just a humble parishioner at an Episcopalian church in town. However, rumor is, I might start my own around here…so I’ll keep you posted. But these boots would rock from the pulpit, eh? And you would rock Seminary in them, so GO forth and purchase. I want pictures!! ~W
Ah…the black nail polish. For me, it is circa 1982. 🙂 I was years ahead of Chanel, lemme tell ya… I vote for the third pair of boots, and of course they would be completely justified! I mean, you can’t exactly wear much suede there, I’ll bet! As for me, I am still holding out for the beauty of a red Kitchenaid mixer…
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Yeah, those Kitchenaids are to die for, eh? But, see… this is where I have a huge problem, because there are too many colors to choose from. I’m kinda digging the mango colored one right now. ~W
Ah, what’s rocking my world right now? – for starters those ‘Dead’ boots that you posted – I about spit my coffee with glee. I have lived here most all of my life and have never owned a pair of rain boots past the age of 7- when I was younger, I used to slip into my daddies hip-boots to go out and play, but now looking back into my adult hood – I have never owned a freaking pair of rain boots. You and MO3 have started a new obsession with me now, or maybe I should say, a quest.
Thank you MS-NorthWest (that’s Martha Stewart NW) 🙂
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Well, then, it seems to me you are long over due for a pair! :D Happy puddle jumping! ~W
Love the boots! Just thought it was time I said Hi. Haven’t in a while, but I still read-by regularly!
love Pie.
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XXOO Pie! Hope all is well on your side of the world! ~W
cowboy boots are not good when it’s wet outside. trust me. i’ve tried. now they look awesome, but i doubt they’d look as awesome paired with a dirty butt. just sharing some unsolicited wisdom from auntie kathryn…
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Really? I wear my vintage patent leather Tony Lamas everywhere in there rain… no problems in the rain. However, they skid like crazy in the ice. These are cool though, as they just look like cowboy boots but really have a non-skid sole and are made of rubber. 😀 ~W
These are some FUN pictures, Wen. I love the boots, but would never be able to get away with them in a high school classroom. (when I already get mocked for my bib overalls) My world is calmer now, and I am happy to NOT be rocked. We are back to school–YAY!
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Oh, your HS class would think you rocked–or stole them from your girls. :D heh…Especially if you got the boots of death. 😀 Who knew going back to school would elicit an “YAY!” Ah, the power of snow. ~W
I am confused. Are you a pastor? Or were you a pastor? Or are you planning to be one?
I am not religious but I really love and respect religious people who don’t seem to think God expects them to look as frumpy as possible. I could never join a church where people believed God was such a sourpuss. I think the powers that be have a sense of humor and an appreciation of beauty. I don’t think wearing fun clothes is always an indication of vanity. Sometimes it just shows a great appreciation for the wonders of this world we live in.
Anyway, I was just really confused about whether or not your vocation is with the Church or not.
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I just graduated with my MDiv this December and spent the last year as an intern in Christian Spirituality at a local church. I am anything but traditional. I made a decision in the middle of my program to complete it despite the realization that I am not going to pursue ordination. My guess is, I will always work in Social Justice work, but I’m done working with the Church proper. It’s not a system I choose to support in that way any longer. There are better places for my energies and time and frankly, there are healthier people out there too! 😀 ~W
Oh yeah, I love the roses and skulls one. I would totally buy them if they were shaped like regular rain boots (I’m not a cowboy boot person.)
I have been completely engrossed in your blog for the last forty five minutes. Avoiding the sewing I really should be doing. Lots of wonderful pictures and great writing. I don’t even have time to comment on all of the posts because I have to get back to work now.
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I’m glad you are reading it! Now go back to work!! 😀 ~W