Oct 18, 2003 | This Life
Point Taken
IZ recently sent me this:
Each of us has an offering to make, for as we have seen, each of us is
perfectly unique. This being so, can we not agree that it is our duty to
discover that uniqueness and thereafter to share it? This life process I
have heretofore referred to as an “intra-personal archaeological dig.” At
the bottom are the treasures. But they are treasures that ought not be
hoarded or hidden so that these treasures die with us. That would be the
worst of all crimes. For one can steal from one’s neighbor his riches, but
if one steals one’s own perfect self from the world, the loss will be
eternal.
~Gerry Spence
Oct 17, 2003 | Boy Wonder
What’s Your Secret?
After three perfect days at school (i.e. no name on the board) I asked the six year old his secret.
“I have fun, I believe in myself, and I don’t give up.”
Smart kid.
Oct 16, 2003 | This Life
Off
I’m shutting off my ever-running computer now because I’m going to be gone for the next *gasp* nine hours. If you care to comment on that or anything else, please avail yourself of the link below. I promise to read immediately upon my return. Responses are another matter. Cheers.~~ Wende
Oct 16, 2003 | This Life
Current Events
I rarely comment on Current Events in this blog. For lots of reasons. The first is, tons of other people do that sort of thing… and very well, I might add. So, I don’t really see the need to make additional but poorly crafted comments. As well, my readership is what… maybe a total of 10 people? Most of whom see me regularly and they seem to think they already know what I’m thinking, why ruin the fun? And finally, most times, I don’t care. I mean, give me a break. The whole Arnold for Gov? Worse has happened. Like someone writing an amendment into the California Constitution that allows for a “recall” when whiny constituents don’t get what they want in the first round of elections. You see why I stay out of current events, right?
But I have to say that the Cubs losing streak bears comment. Or rather, the news coverage of the Cubs losing streak is bugging me enough to comment. Let me just say that, while I understand the pain of delayed gratification, GET OVER IT. That out, I’m disturbed greatly by the news coverage of the poor twenty-six year old who caught the stray fly ball in game six. Disturbing. Think about it. If the Cub fan had to be escorted out of the ballpark by security and if the police felt a need to give him around-the-clock protection at his home and place of employment, what makes a National News Organization (not to mention ALL of them) think it’s a good idea to show the man’s face and give his name? Yeah. Smart. And what makes the GOVERNOR of ILLINOIS think that it’s a good idea to suggest if the man was convicted of anything (which implies he’s a “crimninal”…) he wouldn’t be given a gubernatorial pardon? This is crazy behavior. Here, pour a little more fuel on the raging fire. Give a reason for some whack-job Cubs fan to meter out “justice” vigilante style on some poor schmuck who did what any one of us could have done.
What? You don’t think you would have grabbed for the ball? Hmmm… Ever reached out to grab something hot, like a cookie sheet, when it began to fall? How about the knife you knock off the counter? Or say, the toddler who stumbles in front of you at the mall? It’s human instinct to catch falling stars. It’s also human instinct to find a scape goat. And sadly, the Cubs have yet another Goat to blame for their losing streak, bad luck, or curse. I just hope the present Goat lives to tell about it.
And as for Governors? Well, I’ll take Arnold any day over a person in that much power who can so flippantly put another person’s safety into further jeopardy. But I live in California… and we’ve been to the World Series several times in the past 95 years.
Oct 15, 2003 | Boy Wonder
Ain’t
“Dad, I know that Ain’t really isn’t a word and I’m not supposed to use it. But, is it ok if I use it when I am playing all by myself and no one is around to hear it?” (from the six year old)
~~It’s only a matter of time before these “restrictions” are applied to swear words. Speaking of the six year old and swear words, the following conversation happened this morning:
Me: Put your shoes on, it’s almost time to leave for school.
Georges: Ok, but I’m going to wear my slip-on shoes because the tie ones are a pain in the ass.
Me: EXCUSE ME?!!!
Georges: (big time mr. innocent here…) What? I didn’t want to say “BUTT” cause that’s not a nice word and I know I’m not supposed to say it.
Me: Well, you’re not suppose to say that word either… ok?
Georges: Ok. I’ll just say it’s a pain. That should work.
I have to say, I have NO idea where that child gets such colorful language. (Denial is such a lovely state. Property is also cheap there!)
Oct 14, 2003 | This Life
Money Matters
Ok… so here is my little rant for the evening. I will give you the punch line… Bank of America stole 5 bucks from me and I’m bummed on the principle of the thing. Ok… so you can stop reading now. Actually. I don’t need to really rant. Damg, I stole my own thunder.
On related matters, IZ’s boss is French. Ok. Let that sink in. Now that it has, I will make the connection for you. Cause it so isn’t obvious. Evidently, the French don’t celebrate Columbus day (and neither does anyone in America except for thieving banks who want your five bucks… ok, so I’m not completely over it!) and therefore IZ’s boss didn’t calculate that the thieving banks of America would be taking Monday off. What does that mean? It means payroll is a day late. Consequently, payday is a day late! This isn’t really a big issue– we have food. There’s tons of toilet paper in the bathroom closet. The creamer in the refrigerator isn’t technically bad for another few days. So, we are covered. But you know, you can add this to the many many reasons NOT to celebrate Columbus day! (He didn’t really discover America, he brought over disease and Alcohol and in the process helped annihilate thousands of REAL Americans… not to mention the ones he actually KILLED.)
Whew.
Ok… so how does this all comes together? You ready? So, because payday moved to Thursday, I took my honorarium check to Bank of America today to cash it, instead of mailing it into my bank. I figured some money was better than no money. Bank of America thought the same thing! They charged me five bucks to cash a check drawn on their bank. (not to be picky: but that so isn’t legal!) Tsk Tsk. Ok, so, five bucks is what… two lattes? But it’s the principle of the thing. Freaks.
I think I feel better. (going back to my Bowie now. . . fall dog bombs the moon…)
Oct 14, 2003 | This Life
Impervious
Can I just say that I’m impervious to guilt. Except when it’s a very sad six year old dishing it to me through his tears. Ok… then it gets to me. It’s been a bad Mommie night. *sigh*
Oct 13, 2003 | You Can't Make This Stuff Up
Extreme Geographical Points of the United States
Northernmost point: Point Barrow, Alaska 71�23′ N 156�29′ W
Easternmost point: West Quoddy Head, Me. 44�49′ N 66�57′ W
Southernmost point: Ka Lae (South Cape), Hawaii 18�55′ N 155�41′ W
Westernmost point: Cape Wrangell, Alaska (Attu Island) 52�55′ N 172�27′ E
~~They forgot: Liberal Most point: Berkeley, California. 37.8674� N, 122.3008� W.
Of course, I might also argue: Most Interesting, Most Diverse, and Most Likely to get into a minor traffic accident. But those were just too damg long.
Oct 12, 2003 | You Can't Make This Stuff Up
Tsk Tsk
Q. 17: Have we not then unawares leaned too much towards Calvinism?
A: It seems we have.
–John Wesley; Doctrinal Summaries, 1744-47.
note from me: I was reading this last week and it cracked me up. This will make little sense to you unless you know that I am a Methodist in a Presbyterian School. Or another way to say this is… An Arminian in a Calvinist environment. (tsk tsk… Bad Methodist Girl.)