Question

Sep 8, 2003 | You Can't Make This Stuff Up

Q: Will I live a long life?

Ok… I’m leaving this post because there are comments attached to it. However, I have figured out that the links I’m using for my comic strips are timing out–thus the disappearing acts. Unfortunately, that requires some work on my part that I’m not inclined to do at the moment. Lazy me… Oh well… However, in the future I will endeavor to not link bogus strips… until then… I guess we get to cope. Heh.

You Are Not In Control

Aug 14, 2003 | You Can't Make This Stuff Up

From Defective Yeti:

August 13, 2003

YOU ARE NOT IN CONTROL
Do this:

Make clockwise circles on the floor with your right foot;
Now, without looking at your foot, use the index finger on your right hand to draw the number “6” in the air.
Did your foot change direction? Yes it did, you liar.

A big thanks to TTT for pointing out that I am unable to control my own *&^% body.

** You should be reading Defective Yeti. I will admit that Mr. Baldwin is from Seattle so I tend to like him more for it. (and his occasional reference to my old home town helps too…) But he would be damn funny if he lived in Florida. Or Alabama. Or Vermont.

Stereotype

Aug 8, 2003 | You Can't Make This Stuff Up

Can I just say… while I accept and even perpetuate the stereotype that Californians are a bit… “off”… I find it disturbing that Arnold Schwarzenegger, Gary Coleman, and Larry Flint are running for Governor? Who’s next? Kato Kalen? Maybe I should run? (rolls her eyes and heads to bed)