Until the Earth Stands Still

Nov 13, 2003 | You Can't Make This Stuff Up

What Is Your Battle Cry?
Rampaging out of the plains, swinging a thorned whip, cometh Wendelynn! And she gives a cruel roar:

“I’m going to punch you until the Earth stands still!!”
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I half expected it to spit out: Kiss my Wesleyan ass!

This is Why We Pay Her the Big Bucks

Nov 13, 2003 | You Can't Make This Stuff Up

This is why we pay her the big bucks

Chances are, you might be visiting this site after having read the following:

attention cool people who visit here and talk funny: please go bug wen on her site. she is lovely even if she did name her dictionary edgar for some reason that shall never be fully explainable. so go bug her little wesleyan ass, will ya? [ooo, wen, dictionary.com referrs to methodism as “a branch of Protestantism.” ooo. i’ll go wail on their cyber-ass for ya] Lifted from Ms. Kat’s site earlier today.

I have NO idea what that child is smoking, but in no way did I have anything to do with her purchase or use of it. I certainly don’t condone the use of illegal substances.

You are neither required nor obligated in any way to comment. It would be nice… but not necessary.

As for my “little Wesleyan ass” and being Prostestant… well, I’m working on a mind-numbingly boring treatise called: Stop Calling Me Protestant, You Weasel. I promise to post it soon… until then. Have fun… use the comment link at your own risk.

(PS Kat… save the good stuff for tomorrow night. wink wink)

Stop the Presses

Nov 12, 2003 | You Can't Make This Stuff Up

Stop the Presses

In a rare moment of competency, I completed the Polity exam this afternoon–it’s due next Monday. As a reward, I’m headed to bed with a warm blanket and a hot cup of coffee… What can I say… I live life large.

I’m Geek Like That

Nov 11, 2003 | You Can't Make This Stuff Up

I’m Geek Like That

The Art of Procrastination: Cont…

5. Read really interesting people on-line– particularly in a subject matter you are neither well versed in nor have honest use for in the future. This allows you to put off what you should be doing in favor of getting a real education.

My latest moments of procrastination: Clay Shirky, and Christopher Locke. Fun. Fun. Fun.

Priceless

Oct 27, 2003 | You Can't Make This Stuff Up

There are some things Money can’t buy. . .

Opening your FasTrak� account: $50

10 prepaid parking passes from the GTU: $25

Never again risking your sanity in the back of an SFTS van: Priceless

. . . for everything else there’s MasterCard.