Tabloid Life
Well… I’m still working on my tabloid version of the year. It will probably be mailed out as a New Year’s greeting… since I’m not going to make it by the Christmas deadline. This is not such a bad thing, as Christmas is bound to provide additional material. Besides, it’s probably not a brilliant idea to send out such an irreverent piece for a day that is supposed to mark the birth of our Savior. Tsk tsk… many years in purgatory for that, I’m sure. Anyhow… New Year’s it will be.
However, Santa has been notified of your pathetic commenting (or lack there of) during my computer induced malaise and he has advised me that you will be getting COAL for Christmas. So, Pfffft! It’s still undecided if you will be allowed to read my Tabloid Manifesto. (worthless readers… ach!)
All That Ails You.
Technically… my computer is up and running… Lindows no less. There had been network issues with the new OS– for some reason the server was being obstinant and refusing to recognize my E1… so IZ created a work-around. He bought a new computer… YEAH for me. I would LOVE to give the poor boy credit, since he has been up to 3am for the past week trying to solve this little crisis of his own making. But alas… that requires some grace on my part. I’m trying to be cheritable… I certainly am… but it’s hard when the boy erased my favorite list. He can’t “find” it. BAH! That’s years of surfing, link upon link… MIA. S i g h. The new system is a major upgrade (almost anything is over that stupid E1)–now I just have to get up to speed in the new OS environment.
I am a bit peeved about the Favorite list. However, I’m too damn tired to give him any more grief over it. I’ve exhausted my use of the F word on the subject already. Got a memo from Santa this morning suggesting I find another colorful metaphor or else he would introduce me to his own four-letter word: COAL. A girl can take a hint.
White Christmas???
Rumor has it, there will be snow on Mt. Tam Christmas morning. (For those of you who have snow, and in abundance… SHUT IT. I don’t need to hear all about your white Christmas… and stop that laughing, too… I can hear you!) If that is the case, I think I will drag the little man out and up the hill to see what we can see! Woohoo. I’m praying for snow. Also a four letter word!
Blessings
Have a lovely holiday… thanks for all your posting and even for the lurking. I hope your find what you are looking for under the tree this year… and in life. I’m sure I will post again before the big day, but just in case… Blessings.