This is why we pay her the big bucks

Chances are, you might be visiting this site after having read the following:

attention cool people who visit here and talk funny: please go bug wen on her site. she is lovely even if she did name her dictionary edgar for some reason that shall never be fully explainable. so go bug her little wesleyan ass, will ya? [ooo, wen, dictionary.com referrs to methodism as “a branch of Protestantism.” ooo. i’ll go wail on their cyber-ass for ya] Lifted from Ms. Kat’s site earlier today.

I have NO idea what that child is smoking, but in no way did I have anything to do with her purchase or use of it. I certainly don’t condone the use of illegal substances.

You are neither required nor obligated in any way to comment. It would be nice… but not necessary.

As for my “little Wesleyan ass” and being Prostestant… well, I’m working on a mind-numbingly boring treatise called: Stop Calling Me Protestant, You Weasel. I promise to post it soon… until then. Have fun… use the comment link at your own risk.

(PS Kat… save the good stuff for tomorrow night. wink wink)