From Defective Yeti:
August 13, 2003
YOU ARE NOT IN CONTROL
Do this:
Make clockwise circles on the floor with your right foot;
Now, without looking at your foot, use the index finger on your right hand to draw the number “6” in the air.
Did your foot change direction? Yes it did, you liar.
A big thanks to TTT for pointing out that I am unable to control my own *&^% body.
** You should be reading Defective Yeti. I will admit that Mr. Baldwin is from Seattle so I tend to like him more for it. (and his occasional reference to my old home town helps too…) But he would be damn funny if he lived in Florida. Or Alabama. Or Vermont.
