I’m not a big fan of bathroom talk on blogs. Certain A list blogs get away with it because they are A list blogs, not because it is particularly funny or worth reading. You’re constipated? SO WHAT. Oh, you’re an A list blogger? OMG, you’re constipated? How sad for you!
However, you will have to suffer my hypocrisy today–most of my readers are SPAM bots so who cares what you think–because today is a new day. A day of liberation. A day that officially marks the end to my inability to pee. Not that I can’t pee and pee freely–I can, thank you very much. But for the last three years I’ve been compelled to share a bathroom with two other people–two
other people who think bathrooms are vacation spots, two other people who are endowed to pee standing up (UNFAIR), two other people besides ME. And you have figured out by now that it’s all about me, right?
Yes, today it is official. Soon, very soon, I will no longer share a bathroom with the boys. Instead there will be a bathroom for each and every one of us, God bless us all. A chicken in each pot, and a pot to pee in each, yada yada yada.
I would post a photo of the new liberation front–but I think suspense is good for you. And consider this payback for the lack of commenting as of late. And because I think the following cartoon from Natalie Dee sums up my reality far better than you can imagine.
