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It tried really hard to snow last night. Because we’re on the top side of this particular hill, our street probably saw the best of that attempt. Snow can only mean one thing in these parts: Snowball Fight!

I have no desire to get wet and cold and somebody needs to photograph the event, so I stayed perched on our tangy porch. Snow is so rare here on the Oregon Coast, we’ve never invested in snow gear. The boy just ends up borrowing a too-big-for-him pair of gloves and slipping plastic bags over his socks before putting on his shoes. I insist on the hat, because I’ve become my mother, “You know 90% of your heat escapes from you head, right?”

IZ and Boy Wonder are both very intense warriors. Not much smack talking goes down—but I suppose it’s hard to aim, throw, duck, and diss your opponent at the same time. Of course, I would never let that stop me from inserting an appropriate photo caption.

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“Bring it you scruvey dog!” shouted Captain IZ Sparrow wondering why his head was so cold. Didn’t he used to have to hair?

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“Oh, I’ll bring it all right. And I’m a homo sapien not a cannis lupus familiaris. Clearly you need to have your eyesight checked.” Boy Wonder hadn’t learned the fine art of smack talk and his parents won’t let him swear yet.

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“Not the face, not the face!”

“Not the nutz, not the nutz.” (Narrator’s aside: Ok, I swear, I’m not making this stuff up!)

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“That’s pretty good, Dad, for a guy mom says can’t dance.”

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“You and your camera!”

“Hey, someday you’ll be happy I made you stop and take a photo. Somebody has to capture all this for posterity.”

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“Not at the house!!” (Photographer’s note: check out that snowball in mid-air. That’s not easy people!)

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“Seriously? I just told you Not. At. The. House!”

“Uh. . . seriously, no?”

Well now people, I think you’ve seen enough to know the snowball fight has come to a conclusion. I don’t know if it was the Great Snow of 2008, but we’re claiming it as great fun.

There’s only one thing left to do:

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