Good Girl’s Don’t Meme and Tell

Jan 13, 2006 | You Can't Make This Stuff Up

Yeah,
but who says I’m good? I got tagged for this Meme by the lovely
and talented HG. She will no doubt suffer great bouts of KARMA
for this–but I’m going to play along. Only because she is lovely
and talented. And because my inner 12 year old is screaming at
the top of her lungs, “THE POPULAR GIRLS JUST INVITED YOU SIT AT THEIR
TABLE FOR LUNCH. STOP BEING SUCH A DWEEB AND SAY YES. AND
DON’T SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH*.” And because I hate Chinese food and
the only way I can be bribed to eat it is if I have a Zima to wash it
down. Guess what I had for dinner?

So, I’m supposed to tell you my five weirdest habits and then tag five other suckers
people to also answer this meme. Because I have issues with
authority and being told what to do and following directions–(OMG, I
see where my kid gets this. Sheesh) I won’t be tagging
anyone. If you read this page and you aren’t a bot and you
haven’t already been tagged by another popular person–then consider
yourself tagged. If I have to do it–the rest of you should suffer enjoy as well.

Ok, so here it is… the final installment of TDMMDI–the Meme edition:

  1. IZ is right… I only drink Coke products out of plastic cups. In fact, I have a preference for every beverage.
  2. If
    I get out of bed for anything and I was sleeping on my right side, when
    I get back into bed I have to sleep on my left side. Even if a
    whole day has passed. Since I have a preference for sleeping on
    my right side, if I wake up in the middle of the night and need to you
    know… (pee) then I flip onto my left side for a few minutes so when I
    come back to bed I can sleep on my right side.
  3. I never leave the house without lipstick on and earrings in my ears. I’m such a girl.
  4. I
    always send up a little prayer when I hear the mail person delivering
    our mail, “Please, let there be a package for me!” How pathetic is that?
  5. I
    rarely wear a watch–instead I rely on my internal clock. I’m
    rarely off by more than 15 minutes–and I while you would NEVER know it
    by my outward demeanor–I’m throwing internal conniption fits when
    people are late. You know how they say cleanliness is next to
    godliness? It’s a lie. Punctuality is. Yes it is. Stop arguing with me.

*Ok, so I snort when I laugh… You don’t?