Endless Summer Artichokes with Chipotle Sauce
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When I was a kid, my mother had me convinced that artichokes weren’t worth eating. Being the gullible child that I was, and having a deep suspicion of all things vegetable, I believed her—even as she sat enraptured at the dinner table, dipping leaf after leaf into mayonnaise. Eventually, my curiosity won out. I knew full well anything dipped in Best Foods had to be worth a try. I was right!
“You lied!” I accused her. She just smiled and said, “A little. But here, you won’t like the heart. I’ll eat that part for you.”
I had no idea I was giving away the best part! I’m not so gullible now. But to this day, despite knowing better, I still munch on just the leaves. It’s become a small tradition—in all earnestness and yet all cheeze, I give up “my heart” to IZ. He still can’t believe I fell for my mother’s schitck. She was well known for telling people, “Oh that cake? It’s just awful! But, I’ll eat it so it doesn’t go to waste.” I was well known for believing anything. Most people knew she was kidding because cake is above reproach. Vegetables do not have such a reputation. In my defense, she’d tried tempting me with mayo in past. I hadn’t forgotten how repulsive broccoli is and artichokes seemed more than a little bit similar.Â
It’s a bit past artichoke season; they peak in May. But you can still find them at local markets and a good grocery store through July. Before they’re completely gone from the stores, I thought I’d share with you our preferred way of eating them. IZ managed to recreate this recipe from our  favorite restaurant in Santa Barbara. They’re a lot of work, but I promise, so worth the effort.  Just remember to guard your heart and only give it away to someone worthy!
Enjoy!Â
Endless Summer Artichokes
Step 1 -Boiling Water
* Add enough water for Artichokes to cook submerged.
* Add salt to flavor.
* Add lemon juice to flavor.
* Add garlic or garlic powder to flavor.
* Add Italian spices to flavor.
* Bring to boil.
Step 2 -Prep (While water comes to boil)
* Cut off the tips from the stems of the Artichokes. Â
* Remove unwanted leaves from the base of the Artichoke.
* Cut off unwanted portion of the base of the Artichoke.
* Cut Artichoke in half.
Step 3 -Cook
* Allow Artichokes to boil until just tender. Typically around 20 minutes or so.
* When finished, remove Artichokes for cleaning. At this stage, you can reserve a couple of cups of the cooking liquid for a rice pilaf or cous cous. This will be far more flavorful than plain water.
Step 4 -Clean
* Using a small knife, cut a line along the Artichoke heart where it meets with the thistles.
* Using a large spoon, scoop out the thistles preserving as many of the Artichoke leaves as possible.
NOTE:Â I used to do this BEFORE cooking but have found it much easier to do after the Artichokes have boiled.
Step 5 -Prep for grill
* Mix Butter (you can substitute with something heart friendly like Smart Balance) and garlic powder. About 1 TBS of butter and 1/4 tsp of garlic powder per Artichoke. However, the flavor profile is up to you. If you really like salt, add a little salt to the mix.
* Gently soften the butter in the microwave. Not melted -just soft.
* Use a cooking brush to dip into the butter /garlic mixture and coat all sides of the Artichoke. Be sure the mixture gets deep into the leaves and not just on the surface.
NOTE:Â If you make an extra amount of the garlic /butter mixture, you can set aside as a dipping option for friends and family that don’t like the flavor of Chipotles.
Step 6 -Place directly on hot (400 to 500 degrees) grill. Cook leaves side down first for about 7 minutes. They should be nice and browned. Cook heart side for no more than about 5 minutes -enough to brown and develop grill marks but not so they are dry and overdone.
Step 7 -Chipotle Dipping Sauce (While Artichokes are on the Grill)
NOTE:Â This depends entirely on how hot you like your dipping sauce.
* 1 Medium sized Chipotle from a can
* 2 tsp of the “sauce” from the can
* 4 to 6 TBS of mayonnaise. (Less = hot, More = mild)
* 1 to 2 tsp of Lemon Juice. Â
* BLEND all ingredients well.
* Leftover Chipotle Dipping Sauce can be saved in the refrigerator and used on sandwiches instead of plain mayonnaise.
Serve the cooked Artichokes with the dipping sauce(s) and enjoy!
I have to say, my mouth is watering just looking at that photo. You will definitely need to pick up more Artichokes. Tonight I think I’ll do up some lime-chili corn.
You are so sweet to always let me have your heart. I’ll never deny it and always enjoy it.
Hey, have I mentioned I love you?
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I love you too! You’ll always have my heart!
And apparently, there is a demand for your lime-chili grilled corn–so cough it up buster! ~W
If you’re not careful, you’ll turn into a gourmet cooking blog! Seriously, I love artichokes, but am very lazy about preparing them. VERY LAZY!
I love artichokes and was lucky that my mother was all things veggie and “forced” me to eat them as a small child. I enjoy mine with drawn butter (melted right in the heart, so I can use that for a dipping reservoir)
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Melted butter is very, very good. I still prefer them grilled tho–because it really changes the texture and experience. 😀 ~W
PERFECT! This is exactly what I wanted…On my way to the store! I love that your mom said things like that…I do it with my own kids! I will tell them that the heart isn’t yummy at all when in fact it is my favorite part-so favorite in fact that I will “lie” to my kids just so I can eat it… I know Bad Mommy…Hey I gave birth to them, it is the least I can get them. 🙂 This was a fantastic post! Thanks so much!
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You’re so welcome! Enjoy!! (and my mother would approve, I think!) 😀 ~W
You’re going to share the lime-chili corn recipe too, right? This looks great and I’ve been wanting a good chipotle aiole recipe anyway! Can’t wait!
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Hey, none of that fancy french speakin’ here, missy. Heh. And yes, I’ll see if IZ will write up the lime-chili corn because it’s amazing!!
oh this sounds soooo wonderful, I must try it. I’ve never eaten a whole artichoke like this. I can’t believe your mom. I think she was using reverse psychology on you…maybe…and then maybe she was just being sneaky!
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She was just being sneaky. 😀 Can’t blame her, tho. Because these are so good! ~W
I am so going to do this! I l-o-v-e artichokes!!! Did you know that you can buy frozen artichoke hearts at the grocery store? Maybe you can give a bag of ’em to Iz for Christmas!
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Heh! That’s funny—I didn’t know you could buy them frozen. ~W
I have been eating everything grilled lately. Today it was a grilled sweet potato, and it was the best sweet potato I’ve ever ever had! I’ve got to try the artichoke next. I’ve never cooked them before, although I did manage to eat can upon can of the hearts in my salads last year. I totally get your mom and artichoke hearts. Thanks for the recipe with the good instructions!
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Oooh, sweet potato! I’m adding that to my list for this week. That sound amazing! Let me know what you think about these chokes grilled. ~W