After my last encounter flying (long, arduous, and leaving  a distinct distaste for the TSA in my mouth) I was in no hurry to board a plane. So, our little family did something we’ve never done. We hopped a train! (I’m sounding decidedly Dr. Seuss-ish. Lack of sleep does that to a girl!)

Despite our train being 4 hours late (several freight trains broken down, one stroke, one emergency stop for appendicitis) I suspect we’d do this trip again. The views were lovely, the motion of the train was so soothing, and we really enjoyed being able to take the trip at a leisurely pace. However, with any new venture there is always a steep learning curve. Here’s what I’ve figured out for next time.

Surviving the Train:

  1. Dress in Layers. I figured a lightweight t-shirt and a cashmere sweater would do the trick. I was wrong. Sometime in the middle of the night, I found myself wishing I’d had just one more layer to throw over my face. There is a constant air-conditioning “breeze”. Great for clearing out the fug that comes along with travel. Not so great if you don’t enjoy air-conditioned breezes. However, both Boy Wonder and IZ found themselves very warm during the evening. I grabbed every layer they stripped off.
  2. Wear comfortable clothing. My upper layers were comfy, if lacking. But I wore jeans and while they were loose fit and easy on the thighs, they weren’t loose enough for such a long trip. No matter how much water you drink, or how oven you, uh, pee… you’re going to bloat. Something stretchy is your friend. Those people on the train are never going to see your bulgy backside ever again, so dispense with the vanity and find a pair of yoga pants to wear. Words on your ass are optional.
  3. Pack a blanket. The train service will include a pillow (We packed our own, tyvm!) but not any kind of covering. I think we’ve established that I run cold. Hense the need for a blanket. But I also discovered that I like to be covered to sleep. (Do not even read into that, all you psych majors!). Clearly, my new store needs to have a signature blanket. Hee. With monograms. Right?
  4. Bring a water bottle. But only one.  Yes, you can purchase water on the train if you don’t want to carry it in. However, that can add up quickly. The train does provide a water filling station in nearly every car. So, bring a bottle and keep refilling.
  5. Drink the water you bring. I can’t stress this more. I didn’t realize just how little water I consumed on the train until a small panic attack on Sunday afternoon. We were in the park, I took a look at my ankles, noticed the excessive edema, and proceeded to panic. Dizzying black-outs and rapid breathing ensued.  I don’t have real panic attacks all that often, but I know what they feel like. Which ironically  means I don’t panic about them.  I put my head down, did some deep breathing, pitched a few prayers heavenward for good measure, and then walked myself back to the hotel to get some much needed rest.  Lots and lots of water later, my ankle bone (which was previously injured and part of the swelling is due to that) is beginning to emerge.

Consuming so much water has necessitated a walking tour of Disney’s bathrooms. Which could easily become the topic of my next post.