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It’s time for another round of “Ask the Internets.” What? You don’t know that game? It’s where I ask y’all (You all, for you Yankee types) a question and y’all holler back. Ok? Easy, right?

The last time I tried this, I opted for a back-door thesis. I figured, I’d write some little thing about how I was completely out of touch with what’s worth reading in fiction due to my stint in Seminary. However, I ended up writing a completely different piece and never got around to the ask.

Oh, temptation! See, now that I’ve used the term “back-door thesis” I want to tell you the story of how that nasty habit got me into so much trouble in school; how my mentor tirelessly attempted to rid me of my penchant for leaving the point to the end. But I won’t. I’ll be good. See, I can be good.

So the question. Wait, not yet. You need to know the reason why I have a question. Isn’t that some post-modern thing, context and all? Pfft. Anyhow, I am trying desperately to shed some pounds this summer. Part of my plan has been to attack the hills mountains of Astoria, daily. Oh. My. Goodness. My entire body is aching. While I am out of shape and, uh, pudgy— that’s only part of the problem. Because what hurts most would be my feet! I realize that all my walking shoes are terribly worn out and I am in a quandary about buying a replacement pair.

So. Here’s my question. I need to buy a good pair of shoes to hoof my way to skinny me. It wouldn’t HURT if they looked good, because, uh… yeah. Vain. Anyhow, I’m looking for walking shoes/sandles, not hiking boots.

Dear Internets, what would you suggest?

Shoot, that’s a back-door thesis. At least I asked the question this time! Progress, not perfection, right?