A few weeks (months??) ago this lovely blogger tagged me with a “Thinking Blogger Award.” While I adore Vicki, did I follow through? Uh, no. If you’re a long term reader of this blog then you know how I feel about Memes. I don’t believe in them. I fact, I really hope meme-ing is like the existence of fairies; if I stop believing in them they will die. Meanwhile, the blogosphere is running amok, clapping their hands together, saying, “We do believe in Memes, we do! We do!”

All I have to say to that is, “Stop it!” No, seriously, stop it with your infernal clapping racket! I know I said I didn’t care if you memed, but I lied. Yes, yes, it’s your blog and you truly are free to meme, but when you do, you keep those buggers alive and that won’t do. Just imagine me singing to you, “No, No, No!” a la Amy Winehouse singing “Rehab”. (They tried to make me write a meme, but I said, “no, no, no!”) Hand flicks and everything. Oh yes I did write this paragraph just to work in an Amy Winehouse reference.

I also didn’t do the meme because all the bloggers that really make me think had already been tagged several times and I was too lazy to scrounge up new thinking blogs to nominate. However, at that time, I wasn’t reading Happy Are We. If I had been, I’d still sing, “no, no, no”—but I would have at least tipped my hat in Stacey’s direction. Because, when she writes a post like this one, I can’t help but stop and think.

Now, the rest of you—seriously, you’re on my last nerve with the meme-ing. So, I’m declaring June the month of the non-meme. If I wasn’t so dang lazy, I’d craft a little button and cajole you all into joining the movement with some sweet little incentive like a prize. Yeah, like that’s going to happen. Instead, I just say… “no, no, no!”

(psst… and before you start sending me hate mail, go watch this in its entirety. Then come back and tell me how much you love me. Because you will. Oh yes you will. )