So. I burned my belly button. Ok, actually, I burned the skin around my belly button. No, I’m not going to talk about how I did it. It’s rather embarrassing, really–and I’m in no mood to be mocked by the internet. Let’s just say it was an act of stupidity and be done with it. No, really–I’m not saying. Uh-uh, my lips are sealed. And NO, I’m not posting pictures, you perv. Seriously, you people need to get a life.

You, however dear reader, are free to make wild guesses in the comment box. Best guess wins.

Now, I must be going–I have Aloe Vera to apply. Ouch!