I found this while plunking around in my pathetically mixed up archives. (the coding is all messed up due to the import of data into Word Press. However, I’m just not prepared to plunder through 500 posts to delete every question mark resting where commas and apostrophes should be.) It gave me a good giggle, so I thought I’d post it again. Yes, that’s right, I’m pilfering my own pilfering. If that’s possible. Pffft!

Wrong Mantras

That which doesn’t kill me, makes me think it simply decided not to, my strength or lack thereof having nothing whatsoever to do with it.

In with the good things [inhale], out with the good things [exhale] รขโ‚ฌโ€ since we all know the same pair of lungs handles both inhaling and exhaling.

This, too, shall pass, leaving me wishing it would’ve somehow just never shown up to begin with.

If you think about bad things, then only bad things can happen, and this makes me think of nothing but bad things.

Every cloud has a silver lining, silver being one notch below the elusive gold.