So, the Seminary where I’m enslaved ahem, I attend prints up a pictorial directory each year called Many Faces. (Don’t go there…) After 4 years of the same photo I thought I would submit a new one–even though I’m only going to be a student for another 4 months. I sent along this photo:

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Imagine the surprise when my photo choice was declined and I was asked to “please submit another photo with less character and more appropriate accessories.” WTF? Less Character? We’re future clergy, not future corpses. Ok, well, we will be corpses eventually, but you take my point! And accessories? I have a wedding ring on and earrings you can barely see. It’s not like my tongue is pierced! Yet.

I fought the temptation to send them a photo of me flipping them off. But as they’ve shown NO sense of humor with the previous suggested photo, that strategy seemed doomed from the onset. And since I’m still in need of my diploma–best not to piss them off too much. So, naturally, in good judgment I nixed the idea.Of course, nothing prevents me from posting the photo here since good judgment is completely unheard of on this blog: (click to enlarge)
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No, the photo isn’t blurry. You’ve been drinking. Again.