Me: (unwrapping a Dove chocolate)
Boy Wonder: What does it say?
Me: (reading the “fortune” in the wrapper) It says, “Don’t listen to nine year olds–they lie.”
Boy Wonder: That’s insulting to children!
Me: That’s what it says–and only really insulting to nine year olds.
pause
Boy Wonder: Well, now that you mention it, there is something you should know.