STOP THAT! No, this is serious business. A Rat, A RAT!, I tell you dug into a box of my toys and chewed off the face of this poor bear. It’s not funny. Stop laughing. Seriously. How would you feel if a rat chewed off your face? I’m gonna kill that rat. Where’s the rat, mom?
STOP LAUGHING.
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Admit it, this makes you laugh. It made me laugh. And now I’m in big trouble for laughing. But you know, it’s kinda hard Not to laugh when your kid tells you NOT to laugh. I knew it, you laughed.
You know that makes you all bad parents people like me.
