Hey Dorkface,
You’re never going to snag a wife if
you keep answering your cell phone during dates. Seriously,
Dude… DON’T answer unless it’s the President calling. Second
thought, not even then.
Much Love,
Wen
PS– How lame is it that the last photo I have of you is from 2001?
**This would be funnier if he actually read my site.
