Boy Wonder: Uh, Mom?
Me: Yeah?
Boy Wonder: You know when Andrew was here, I showed him your underwear to make him laugh.
Me: silence
Boy Wonder: He thought it was funny. . .
Me: more silence
Boy Wonder: Well, I was just trying to be a good friend!
Ha
ha ha ha… by showing him my underwear. The humor of small boys
never fails to befuddle me. (or their logic) Since when did "I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours" turn into, "Hey check out my mom’s undewear!"? I’m not sure what appalls
me more: the fact Boy Wonder showed him my black "spanky pants"*
or that the kid next door thought they were funny.
*don’t ask.
