Here, Have a Heaping Pile of Guilt
A message from management:
You know who you are… yes, you do. And we know who you are, too. LURKER. Yep, that’s right. We are calling you OUT! We know you are just cruising this site, thinking you haven’t left a trace. But you have. We know you are there… How? We use the FORCE, goofball. So… what does this mean to you?
Well you have two choices.
Choice A: You can actually comment for a change. Change is good. Really. It’s not that difficult… you just click on the link below the post and type away. It doesn’t even have to be on topic (although it’s nice once in awhile if it is on topic… just to appease the author, who has a God complex). OR…
Choice B: You can keep lurking and face the WALL OF SHAME. (dun dun dun!) We mean it, this time. We are gonna name names and sing like a canary. This is your last warning…
